if you please

idiomPart ofplease

if you please — idiom

1. a formal politeness tag used either when making a request or, in storytelling, t

1.idiom
Definition

a formal politeness tag used either when making a request or, in storytelling, to draw attention to something surprising or annoying.

Example

Two tickets for the matinée, if you please.

And then the parrot, if you please, started swearing at the vicar.